The guide to pissing people off

Right all, this post is mainly about things to mention or talk about if you want to turn friends or even families into enemies. This post might come across as sarcastic, some people might really want to make a enemy or maybe you come here to see the kind of question to avoid to not make any enemies. If you feel that any of the given reasons as i mentioned fits to you then please keep reading and enjoy. funny-dont-need-anger-management-people-stop-pissing-me-off-quote-pics

GUIDE TO PISSING SOMEONE OFF

Show off : Nothing better whether its face to face or online dating then a big show off. Tell the person how successful you are but please hype it up, make it bigger then what you have done. Tell the person how much money you are making and how you can afford loads of holidays 5 stars hotel and how you can afford all the latest clothes, watches, cars etc. The more you show off the more you are bound to make people not like you thous creating enemies.

Tell a offensive joke : Yes especially if you just met them or you know they are sensitive in a certain subject. Keep your jokes as narrow minded and as direct as possible. Nothing gets a person more angry then a ”joke” but aimed for one person then a majority.

Talk about religion:  Rather then talk about religion as a general knowledge you may know, talk about it to offend people. Make up things as you go along, look carefully how the media portraits it and then repeat back without even doing any research on the information. Nothing would make people more angry then to talk about something you have no clue about and keep defending your options even with evidence put right in your face.

Talk about cheating: Bring up this conversation while you see your friend or even relative with the person who was doing the cheating. Nothing makes a situation more awkward then talking about your friends bf or gf cheated on you in the past.

Talk about the past: Yes if you know someone had a bad experience in the past and is still sensitive about it. Bring it up. Just randomly talk about it even though you know the other person is finding it uncomfortable just keep going. I’m sure that person will stop speaking to you soon.

Brag about yourself: Keep talking about yourself like you are the best thing that ever happen in the world. Tell people how beautiful you are and always compare yourself to other beautiful celebrities. Mention how you have a perfect body and how every man or woman can’t keep their eyes off you.

Keep your nose in: When hear you hear a argument or a dispute about something that you may have no clue about, jump in on it. Nothing greater then to see someone butting into a conversation either taking sides or just stating their opinion on something they have no clue about. If people tell you to butt out, then keep insisting that you are right and keep shouting as loud as you can.

Make fake promises: Tell a friend you will hang out with them on the weekend, promise that you will call in case you can’t make it, then just don’t show up or especially don’t tell them that you can’t make it. The key is to waste people time and ruin their other plans.

Be a flirt: Don’t just flirt with people you don’t know, aim higher. Flirt with your friends or even family members boy friends and girl friends. Sure you might not go the whole way but flirt a lot with them especially if the other half is there.

Complain: Go on a date with someone who you don’t find appealing and complain about things you don’t like about them i.e tattoos, body hair, hair style, prospects. Just basically waste the others person time just purposely going for someone who has a different taste then you so you can moan to them about it.

Facebooking: Don’t just post anything, post your daily life about 10-20 times per day. Tell people exactly what you are doing, even if its nothing. Post pictures about every single meal you eat, post to people about where you are going every second of the day even if its to the shops to buy some milk, take a picture of the milk and tag people. Just make at least 10 posts per day.

Keep calling someone : If your friend or partner doesn’t answer the phone, then keep calling like 100 time or even more till they pick up. Send about 200 texts and maybe leave a few voice mails. Nothing better then having someone checking up on you like your a lost 5 year old even though you are working or driving

Accuses people : without any evidence just accuse people for anything. Even if you didn’t hear or see anything just do it anyways.

Harassing : If your on a online dating or even just facebooking someone a message and they don’t reply straight away, keep sending messages to them reminding them that you still exist and keep reminding them that you are still waiting for a reply. Nothing better then going online after a busy day and finding 100 hate mail messages asking why you didn’t reply back.images

Anyways, these are the ways to piss someone off so if your thinking about doing it then follow my instructions and you will be successful or if you already do them but didn’t  know well i hope this post helps you to control them or you may think ” i’m doing a good job so far” haha 

 

 

How to avoid bitches and asshole before or during dating

Hi there, well i was thinking the other day about the recent posts i made about dating and the do’s and don’ts about it as well as giving advice and tips about what to say during a date and how to choose a good dating site for you. There are still so many other things i would like to talk about regarding dating and this topic is about people you should avoid, how to spot them whether its online or face to face and how to make the make sure you don’t get trapped into a situation which you may regret later. Of course each to their own some people want different things but most wouldn’t want these types of people or to be treated in a ill manor way. download 11

 

WOMEN TO AVOID

I need money  : Right most people in life struggle one way or another and it can be based on many things, but if your on a dating site or you just met a woman in the bar and she starts talking about the difficulties she has financially be aware!!!!. Of course she might might be talking about it in general without implying anything but some of women would us a typical sob story such as

”my parent is sick” , ”family member is unwell or dying”, ”i can’t afford the medication”, ”i can’t pay my rent and will be kicked out in the streets” or for the online site ” i need you so send me money so i can come and see you” .

These are and i’m sure 99% scams. There are women who do this for a living, meeting men making them feel sorry so they would give money, promise to pay them back and then they vanish without a trace and since they won’t use their real name or anything it will be hard for the police even to track them down. Also some girls works on behalf of other people who may be hackers, so if you send money to her via wire or bank  transfer these people will try to find a way to hack into your account.

I am materialistic : We all love to be treated once in a while and we enjoy some luxury time to time. But some women will literally mention their love for material over and over and they will hint it clearly. These women are also known as gold diggers or wanna be gold diggers.  They might say things such as ” my ex use to buy me at least one pair of expensive earrings once a week” or ” my ex use to drive a Ferrari and would let me drive it all the time” , ” my ex use to have a huge mansion”. Now i don’t know about you guys but if i was a man and went on a date with someone like that i would be put off. Its clear she is more interested in your bank account then you.  I mean you might mention one or two things regarding your previous partners but some just can’t help but to make it clear that they only want one thing.

I am clingy : i don’t think i have to explain much about this but how to spot one is very easy. Of course from the constant phone calls asking why you haven’t called back or the constant times she’s checking your facebook. Though remember some women will use the ” do you still like me??” nearly every time you don’t reply or call back straight away. The reason to avoid well because it will drive you mad  eventually. Despite how nice or beautiful she is, if she doesn’t give you space to breath or even acknowledge the fact that you might be busy then its better to avoid.

I am the only girl. When i say this i mean as in ‘‘ i am the only girl you should talk to, not other girls who are friends”. Now i can understand the not flirting with other girls part but not the ones that are his friends??? It would be like you telling her to stop all contacts with her guy friends despite the fact that they grew up together. Avoid these types of women its a bit more then insecure its more like control and possessive.

 

MEN TO AVOID

I am the best: This is to referring to egos -_-. i don’t even know where to start haha. But if you meet a guy and he starts to talk about himself like he is god given, the chances are that he is not. Avoid these men because eventually you will become sick of his bullshits and it will put you off. Also most of the time their only saying these high and dramatic just to impress you to get in your pants and nothing further.

I am a bum: Yeah i’m sorry but don’t go for men who are lazy bums or has not prospect what so ever. He will eventually rely on you and by then by the end of it you will be more like  a mother to him rather then a girl friend. I’m not saying he has to be a banker or a lawyer but he at least must have some sort of job he can support himself. Help and advice is good but don’t end up making yourself work 24/7 just to support both you and him.

I am alpha male: When i say this i mean like if you meet a guy and he’s still living the 1500s where you have to cook and clean and have no other prospects because he sees you as inferior being. It’s 2013 and i think that we are all equal regardless to gender. A man that treats you like a inferior is a big no no.

I like to get around : Now this one is referring to men who has slept around. This can either be true or it can be a lie to to impress. However i don’t know why a man would think its cool to tell a woman he has slept with over 100 people -_- . True or not avoid unless you just want a casual thing then fine. But remember this some guys will use the fact they have been with so many women to make you feel bad. Not because you didn’t do as much as him but they will say on the sly something like ” oh your not making as much effort, you know how many other i women i can get” or ” All the women i have been with were always hot, you seem to be letting yourself go” I’m not even joking some men will say things like this just to hurt you. So true or not just avoid this big drama.

I am possessive:  Not of course maybe in the beginning you wouldn’t see this but if a guy keeps calling you all the time, texing, facebooking you 100 times per day, then you know this is not a good sign. They will say things like ” where are you”, why your not picking up” who are you with” these questions are normal of course but being asked the same question 100 times per day can be a bit too much. They will even use line ” if you don’t pick up or respond in 10 mins i’m breaking up with you”. These are just words to control you. don’t put up with people who feels the need to treat you like a property rather then a human.

So there you go my theory on people to avoid during or even meeting a person i will just sum up the main things to avoid in both genders

  • Clingy
  • Possessiveness
  • Ego
  • Materialistic
  • Lazy
  • Selfish
  • Controlling
  • Sob stories/self pity
  • Sleazy
  • Trust issue
  • Superior

Anyways i should be sure to be writing more regarding to dating and types of  people 🙂

 

 

 

 

 

Do’s and Don’ts on a dating site

Hi there all 🙂

Well as you guys know not too long ago i made a blog about ” past vs present : dating”  now although i gave my personal choice about me still being old fashion and giving  pros and cons on both old fashion and online dating, I am still open minded about it and i think each works best for each individual.  As i explained in the earlier post i know it can be difficult to meet people whether its because of work time or being there at the right place at the right time to meet someone as well as other things, so i can understand why online dating would be more easier for some. So i’m just going to give a few do’s and don’ts if you or when you join a site.dos-and-donts

DO’S 

 

Researching is very VERY important. Now depending on what you are looking for its always best to research the site and look for reviews and feed back on any particular site you are looking for, especially if your looking for something serious you don’t want to waste time on a site that doesn’t focus on it.

 
Read the terms and conditions. When i say this i mean paying sites. Again make sure you read and research on the site to make sure its worth it for you and make sure that at any point if you wish to stop payment there won’t be any hassles. I read that some people had problems stopping payment to a site they wish to discontinue. So please take time and research these things if you decide to pay for the site.

 
Keep it simple. When writing about yourself write things that highlights you the best. Pick at least 5 things you think will make you stand out from the rest and bare in mind you don’t have to write a lot about yourself, keep it mysterious a little it would give the other person more reason to what to get to know you.

Using the sites tools. On every site they will will give you options to state what you are looking for. So make sure you are clear that you are looking for casual or long term etc.

Reading others profile. Make sure that whoever  you are checking out matches the same criteria as yourself. No point messaging someone who is looking for long term if you want casual. It would be a waste of time unless you believe you can convince them otherwise then go for it lol.

Recent pics. Make sure your picture is no older then 1 or 2 years old. The more recent the better.

Be nice. There are some sites which is similar to facebook as in commenting on pics or your profile. So whoever you talk to make sure you keep calm and be nice, otherwise they might comment something nasty about you preventing others to want to talk to you giving you a bad name. Although you can eventually delete the comments and block the person, still better to have a clear name.

Using the advance search. You can always use this option to find someone  point by point on what you are looking for. This is also known as a filter.

Be creative. When you message someone for the first time rather then be boring and say ” hi, hru??” try and be more creative with your message. Try maybe asking a random  question that would make them laugh or asking a question regarding to their profile that will show you actually read about them and not just looked at the pics.

Have fun. Yes have fun with the site, keep it all conversations causal and flowing don’t take it too serious to the point where your stressing over it.

Be realistic. Yes bare in mind that Brad Pitt or Hally Berry won’t be joining a site anytime soon lol. So be open minded about your potentials.

 

DON’TS

 

Photoshop. If you want to give the pictures a bit of a glow or you want to edit a spot which you don’t have anymore then fine. But don’t go over board by giving yourself a nose job, boob job, face lift, more slimmer, more curvy or anything that changes you completely. It will look unreal and if you do decide to meet the person they for one won’t recognize you and sorry to say but they might be disappointed because you gave them a image that doesn’t exists.

Old pictures. Don’t use pictures that are over 2 years old unless your 100% certain you haven’t changed much since then. Again its at your own risk and choice.

Harassment. Don’t harass or pressure the person into giving their number or meeting up ASAP. Some people i guess wound’t mind but please allow some space and time before asking if they want to meet you or not or give their number. Bare in mind we can’t always be on the site 24/7 so don’t take it personal if they person takes 2 or even more days to reply.

Life story. As i said before keep the ” about me” part short and sweet. If you write your whole autobiography then it doesn’t leave any suspense about yourself and people would less likely to read off of it because its too long.

Scammers. If someone says they need money to pay to come and see you or they have a sick parent. THIS IS A SCAM. Don’t fall for this please. Don’t ever give money to someone you don’t know. These people will tell you a sob story, make you feel sorry for them,  make you believe that they are the one for you by basically agreeing with what you say to gain your trust, then once you deiced to pay them you will never hear from them again and all of them are fake profiles.

Jokes. Now i like jokes but some jokes are better heard face to face then writing. So please keep you jokes as simple as you can. Remember some jokes might sound funny to you but it might offend others. Unless you know the person or you know the person shares the same point as you fine. But really best to keep it as light as possible.

Lies. Yeah even though 30%  lie on their profile. Try not to. Or at least make believable hahaha. I mean like i said if its just causal then i suppose it doesn’t make much of a difference since their only looking for one thing, but if its serious or even short term to get to know the person then its best to keep honest about yourself.

Personal info. Don’t give you personal info to someone you don’t know i.e address, bank details, where you work address. Basically anything that can be hacked in or you getting stalked.

So yeah these are just my thoughts and advice about it. I hope it helps and if you are deciding to go for it then i wish you guys all the luck 🙂

 

 

past vs present: dating

An example of one of True's online ads.

An example of one of True’s online ads. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

With all the technology we have today we seem to spending less and less time in the outside world and rather go to the easy alternatives when it comes to dating i.e dating sites. Now although it seems a lot of  people who tend to live in the cities or just simply have too much work to deal with have a hard time when it comes to finding a date, so thanks to the internet which can be found anywhere we have one less thing to worry about, but is the internet as helpful  as we think or is the good old fashion way the best way to meet someone???

I myself think there is two ways to see it and of course different things works for different people. I have always found it better to meet people face to face whether is is at work, college, randomly etc but then again i consider myself as a friendly person who finds it easy to talk to others but most people around me tends to be more reserved and shy hence why online dating will be good for them but i having a feeling it will make them more reserved considering the amount of weird people you might come across and that might put you off more then help you to be more expressive and open to talk to someone face to face.

There are a few pros and cons to both online dating and the old fashion method when it comes to meeting people. Again these are my opinions and everyone works different to each option but i will list the most common ones.

ONLINE DATING PROS

  • You can outline your whole personal self and list things you like and dislike making the other person get to know you a bit more before they message you.
  • You can have conversations though messages to get to know each other more before you arrange a date
  • Questioners can help you find your closet match.
  • Location GPS can help you find people around your area
  • Allows you to talk to people more easily if you are shy person
  • Easily list the things you are looking for with that person i.e friends, casual, long term etc
  • Some are free sites

ONLINE DATING CONS

  • People will lie. About 30% or more will have lied once on their profile
  • People will use pictures that are at least 10 or even 20 years different to what they look like now
  • Scamers and fake profiles
  • People being unrealistic on what they are looking for. Note i really don’t think Halley Berry or Brad Pitt will be joining a dating site soon XD
  • People messing about or not too sure or keep changing their minds. Time wasters.
  • People being weird, asking you for sex (unless you actually say on your profile that’s what you want), people wanting a very serious relationship even though you make it clear your not, people getting upset if you don’t reply back straight away thinking your have moved on.
  • People being more reserved when it comes to the outside world so talking less and less.
  • Can be pricey to have full access on the site
  • People using the same pick up lines, gets repetitive after a while especially if you get 50 messages per day saying the same thing.

OLD FASHION WAY TO MEET PEOPLE PROS

  • You see them face to face in the flesh!!!! No Photoshopped pics no editing just right there BAM!!!! lol
  • You can read their body language and hear the way they speak
  • If your like me and like to tell jokes then its funnier to say it to the person then type it especially if the joke has an accent loool
  • Your actually speaking to the person face to face and not behind a screen copy and pasting answers from google to sound more intelligent haha

OLD FASHION WAY TO MEET PEOPLE CONS

  • They might reject you one the spot but then again that part of life
  • Yes they can lie about themselves but its up to you to read it off their body language
  • If you meet them in a club then 2 things. They might not look as great in the daylight the next day or they just want a beat and delete haha
  • They might want a beat and delete anyways
  • If you don’t have the confidence then it might be tricky

Anyways that’s just my opinion. I know someone who has met a wonderful guy from the internet and now they are together for 3 nearly 3 years 😀 so i guess it just depends the person really. Not being sexist or anything but it seem online dating works better for gays or lesbians. Why you ask?? Well from previous experience i have heard from other people and friends gays and lesbians seem to be more clear on what they want and they never seem to have a problem for meeting people whether its causal, long term etc. Whereas straight people do??? I don’t know why but men and women meeting online seem to have a bit of on and off situation whether is what is the purpose of meeting and always changing their minds etc. Gay and lesbians on the other hand just gets down to business of course sometimes you might come across few who are a bit fussy but not as much as straight people. That’s just my observation anyways.