The guide to pissing people off

Right all, this post is mainly about things to mention or talk about if you want to turn friends or even families into enemies. This post might come across as sarcastic, some people might really want to make a enemy or maybe you come here to see the kind of question to avoid to not make any enemies. If you feel that any of the given reasons as i mentioned fits to you then please keep reading and enjoy. funny-dont-need-anger-management-people-stop-pissing-me-off-quote-pics

GUIDE TO PISSING SOMEONE OFF

Show off : Nothing better whether its face to face or online dating then a big show off. Tell the person how successful you are but please hype it up, make it bigger then what you have done. Tell the person how much money you are making and how you can afford loads of holidays 5 stars hotel and how you can afford all the latest clothes, watches, cars etc. The more you show off the more you are bound to make people not like you thous creating enemies.

Tell a offensive joke : Yes especially if you just met them or you know they are sensitive in a certain subject. Keep your jokes as narrow minded and as direct as possible. Nothing gets a person more angry then a ”joke” but aimed for one person then a majority.

Talk about religion:  Rather then talk about religion as a general knowledge you may know, talk about it to offend people. Make up things as you go along, look carefully how the media portraits it and then repeat back without even doing any research on the information. Nothing would make people more angry then to talk about something you have no clue about and keep defending your options even with evidence put right in your face.

Talk about cheating: Bring up this conversation while you see your friend or even relative with the person who was doing the cheating. Nothing makes a situation more awkward then talking about your friends bf or gf cheated on you in the past.

Talk about the past: Yes if you know someone had a bad experience in the past and is still sensitive about it. Bring it up. Just randomly talk about it even though you know the other person is finding it uncomfortable just keep going. I’m sure that person will stop speaking to you soon.

Brag about yourself: Keep talking about yourself like you are the best thing that ever happen in the world. Tell people how beautiful you are and always compare yourself to other beautiful celebrities. Mention how you have a perfect body and how every man or woman can’t keep their eyes off you.

Keep your nose in: When hear you hear a argument or a dispute about something that you may have no clue about, jump in on it. Nothing greater then to see someone butting into a conversation either taking sides or just stating their opinion on something they have no clue about. If people tell you to butt out, then keep insisting that you are right and keep shouting as loud as you can.

Make fake promises: Tell a friend you will hang out with them on the weekend, promise that you will call in case you can’t make it, then just don’t show up or especially don’t tell them that you can’t make it. The key is to waste people time and ruin their other plans.

Be a flirt: Don’t just flirt with people you don’t know, aim higher. Flirt with your friends or even family members boy friends and girl friends. Sure you might not go the whole way but flirt a lot with them especially if the other half is there.

Complain: Go on a date with someone who you don’t find appealing and complain about things you don’t like about them i.e tattoos, body hair, hair style, prospects. Just basically waste the others person time just purposely going for someone who has a different taste then you so you can moan to them about it.

Facebooking: Don’t just post anything, post your daily life about 10-20 times per day. Tell people exactly what you are doing, even if its nothing. Post pictures about every single meal you eat, post to people about where you are going every second of the day even if its to the shops to buy some milk, take a picture of the milk and tag people. Just make at least 10 posts per day.

Keep calling someone : If your friend or partner doesn’t answer the phone, then keep calling like 100 time or even more till they pick up. Send about 200 texts and maybe leave a few voice mails. Nothing better then having someone checking up on you like your a lost 5 year old even though you are working or driving

Accuses people : without any evidence just accuse people for anything. Even if you didn’t hear or see anything just do it anyways.

Harassing : If your on a online dating or even just facebooking someone a message and they don’t reply straight away, keep sending messages to them reminding them that you still exist and keep reminding them that you are still waiting for a reply. Nothing better then going online after a busy day and finding 100 hate mail messages asking why you didn’t reply back.images

Anyways, these are the ways to piss someone off so if your thinking about doing it then follow my instructions and you will be successful or if you already do them but didn’t  know well i hope this post helps you to control them or you may think ” i’m doing a good job so far” haha 

 

 

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