Right i’m sick and tired about this whole moving thing but i just found out today that they still might be hope but yet far away to come.
As some of you my know i am an expat from UK trying to work and maybe live in Switzerland considering if i moved in Como, Italy and commute everyday. But as we all know from my first blog it seems to be a waste of time to balance the two unless your a millionaire and even if you was they don’t like it because its consider of arrogance. And by the way in case your wondering yes i have been there and no i’m not chatting rubbish.
So to kick off i’m fuming with the most RIDICULOUS S**T i have been researching, visited and i also joined expat blogs such as expatblog.com, justlanded.com and also englishform.ch the things i have been finding out its like to say you have no chance or a even better way to express this, you have AIDS so you have no chance of living.
I mean i heard of strict countries before but this take the gold in all of them. I’m not trying to bash off the country or criticize them but from what i’m hearing i’d rather take my chances and live in the Amazon.
Ok here is the first and far most a stupid rule, you can’t get a flat unless you have a job and you can’t get a job unless you have residence????? So how do i get a job if i have nowhere to live?? stay in a hotel?? for the price i would pay i can buy house afterwards. How would you get a flat?? you need a job first, yes but to get the job is not easy to unless you live there?? SO HOW THE FUCK I’M I SUPPOSE TO GET ONE OR THE OTHER???
Also again i’m not bashing here of offend anyone but if you really don’t want foreigners to come there because your making it mission in fucking possible then why don’t you just CLOSE THE BOARDER. And don’t pretend your not bias because you are even in Ticino they don’t like Italians or even refereed as Italians yet they speck the damn language. Really in case you guys think i’m making this up i will even quote you some some of the replies i got from the sites i use.
”Sorry to say but I think you have no chance or very small to get job in that field. When you do professional jobs your company will arrange permit. For job as waitress nobody will arrange permit. Cleaning services look for people, too. You have provide them with references. And of course permit, insurances. To start a job you need a place to live and nobody will rent out anything until they see your job contract. So it is a circle. Insurances are expensive, flats, apartments too. Of course you can apply from where you live. Just look up for companies on Internet and sent cv buy again the chances are very very small. As they will hire in a first place local people who live here for those jobs. I am sorry I am not getting back with good news but it is reality. At least you can try. And you never give here any cv by hand. Everything you sent online. I know in UK it is possible to walk in and ask for job and give cv. Here it is very different. You need call make appointment if you want to speak with someone. You must apply online.” Expat-blog.com
reading this last reply was like getting a letter saying you are now HIV positive good luck with that. oh and i have more quotes and replies to. Which i will put the link here so you all can read and enjoy.
”The flushing of lavatories is forbidden after ten o’ clock in the evening. People resident in Switzerland must use a chamber pot should they require bodily ease during the night.
Chamber pots are provided by the local Civil Protection Service, but must be kept clean and in full working order by the Swiss residents themselves. Regular, random inspections take place in order to ensure that this takes place, often in the middle of the night. All doors, therefore, must be left unlocked overnight to facilitate entry by the responsible officers.”- Englishform.ch
So whats the plan well as of June this year Sardinia will become Tax haven which means lucky for me i didn’t waste all my hard earned cash on such a place i’m put off by and hopefully make things work in Sardinia instead least i can wash my ass in case i have diarrhea at 3am.
- what the actual fuck. (lifeofateenagefailure.wordpress.com)
- Is moving easy??? (cutthroatlines.wordpress.com)
- Ticino MPs seek Swiss anthem in schools (thelocal.ch)
- Dear Sardinia: I miss you more than you will ever know (laavventura.wordpress.com)
- UK expats transferring savings out of Sterling into local currencies (prweb.com)
- Wait before buying, expat property seekers advised (thelocal.ch)